I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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