I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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