I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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