Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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