i'm lost and i look like a hooker
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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