he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
