Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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