The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
