If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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