you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize