dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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