I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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