i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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