Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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