You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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