I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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