Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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