I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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