Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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