I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Everything about him screamed your future.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize
