You're so nebulous sometimes
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
