shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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