HIV tests are more positive than that guy
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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