so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Pooping to opera.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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