No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize