I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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