He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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