Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
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