its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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