I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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