i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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