if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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