I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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