weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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