if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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