Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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