Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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