real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
