if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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