After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
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should my penis look like a turkey
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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