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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?

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(626): View more from California

you didnt know i had herpes?

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich

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(207): View more from Maine

Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child

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(314): View more from Missouri

Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.

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(410): View more from Maryland

he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home

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(936): View more from Texas

I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.

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