i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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