I could have mohawked her pubes.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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