you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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