Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
it glows. i had to have it.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We need to get me chipped asap
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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