dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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