Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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