then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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