is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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