that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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