i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
