so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
