And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
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I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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