am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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