so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
