we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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