You're my little dorito
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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